laughingstation:

But when I make an ugly face it’s like:

broaaadbean:

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

steveholtvstheuniverse:

steveholtvstheuniverse:

my mom said that if this gets 1 notes i can quit school and become a country music star

guess who’s going on tour y’all

pavlovs-schrodinger:

when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”

msjewbooty:

*spinning pizza dough in the air on one finger* the NBA was okay but pizza making is my true passion

dammit-barton:

flylikeabowtie:

sweetmotherofhandgrenades:

yumatsukomo:

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE

twinkle twinkle little FUCK

dammit

what the-

I give up.

This is my anthem

penguln:

malicious-melons:

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Child services we’ve come to take your children

child services we’ve come to take your children who